You're the bridesmaids?
Cheryl: Isn't it fantastic? We always knew Mariel had come good.
Janine: She's in all the papers.
|Tania: I'm divorcing Chook. I suppose I have you to thank for that. Hope I can do the same for you one day.|
|Janine: Mariel, you're beautiful.|
|Bill (giving away his daughter to David): She's all yours mate.|
'I do' to Muriel:
Yeah, okay, alright, why not?
|To a reporter
at Mariel's Wedding:
Tania: Mariel and I have been best friends for years; we went to Hibiscus Island together.
Cheryl: We're like sisters.
Janine: She's my best friend. I tell her everything.
I didn't call them, they came crawling back to me. The way they picked
on me in Porpoise Spit, saying I wouldn't amount to anything and here
I am famous and they're at my wedding. I showed them.
Rhonda: Showed them what?
Muriel: I'm as good as they are.
|Rhonda: You're right. You are a new person and you stink. Mariel Van Arckle stinks. And she's not half the person Muriel Heslop was.|
Rhonda, your mom told us you're moving back to Porpoise Spit.
Cheryl: It will be just like old times.
Tania: Don't worry about Rhonda, Mrs. E. We'll push her around.
Are you rich?
David: My parents own it.
Muriel: They didn't come to the wedding.
David. No. They paid for it.
What kind of person marries someone they don't know?
Muriel: You did.
David: But I want to win. All my life I've wanted to win.
Muriel: Me too.
|Bill: You know what they say? They say I wasn't elected to state government because my family wasn't up to scratch.|
|Muriel: Mariel Van Arckle speaking.|
|Deidre: She made the ultimate sacrifice for your father. The judge will be lenient on him now. He's got kids to support.|
|Joanie (about Betty): What am I going to do without her?|
|Muriel: I thought was so different. A new person. But I'm not. I'm just the same as him (her father).|
|Muriel: I can't stay married to you David.
I've told so many lies, I don't even know when I'm doing it. I don't love
David: I don't love you either, but I don't know. I think I could like having you around.
Good luck in the games.
David: You too.
We've got to stick together. You've got to help me with the kids...Someone's
got to look after 'em.
Muriel: It has to be you dad.
Bill: So you're not gonna help me out, is that it?
Muriel: You owe us dad. We're not useless. We never were. Now you're looking after the kids and you're gonna tell them they're not useless.
|Bill: I was nearly in State Government. 4 million votes I needed. No one knew who won for 3 days 'till the postal vote came in. For three days I was almost there…You reap what you sow. You'd think I'd learn that growing up on a farm. You reap what you sow.|
What makes you think I'd go anywhere with you?
Muriel: Because I'm your friend.
|Tania: Who do you think you are to call me that? I'm married. I'm beautiful!|
|Rhonda: Goodbye street!
Muriel: Goodbye mall!
Rhonda: Goodbye beach! Goodbye tourists!
Muriel: Goodbye plaza!
Rhonda: Goodbye—see ya surfies!
Muriel: See ya highrisers!
Rhonda: Goodbye fun world!
Muriel and Rhonda:
GOODBYE PORPOISE SPIT!